Tuesday, June 15, 2010

6/14/10 and 6/15/10 Midvacation Report: Searching for the Fountain of Truth

That's right, Money McBags is off until Wednesday, unplugged like a high frequency trading system during the "flash crash" (though far less nefarious), as he tries to find the meaning of life.  He is pretty sure the meaning of life involves accelerating sales, low discount rates, and plenty of Hayley Atwell, but he needs to find out for sure.

While he's out, he's also pondering ways to make When Genius Prevailed better for his readers (though making When Genius Prevailed better is a bit like making an inelastic demand curve more vertical, Greece's balance sheet more fucked, or the BLS's birth-death model plug for their jobs report even more fictitious).

Improvements may include more stock analysis, more frequent (though potentially shorter) posts, and a special scratch and sniff section (don't worry, Paris Hilton's hooha and WGO stock will be excluded from that section due to their potential to cause anosmia).

Given that, if you have any feedback Money McBags would find it most useful as he's trying to figure out who his readers are and what they like best (and royal blumpkins is not an acceptable answer). 

If there are stocks you'd like analyzed, suggestions for the site, or even just some positive feedback, either:

1.  Leave a comment below
2.  Email me at MoneyMcBags@Gmail.com
3.  Send Money McBags a strippergram with your thoughts
4.  See #3

And comments can be anything from making fun of the abortionally bad and pedestrian site design, taking aim at Money McBags' horrendous grammar, or simply requesting more Kelly Brook.

See you Wednesday with more market summaries, stock analysis, and if we're lucky, even a Golden Girls joke or two (like what's the difference between Betty White and Bea Arthur?  A hearbeat.).

Bottoms Up,

Money McBags


Anonymous said...

I like your site how it is! I come to get a laugh about the market, your writing style is unique and creative. To be honest I don't care if you evaluate individual stocks. Please continue to include plenty of "hot" links :-) Thanks for your hard work as always!!!

Anonymous said...

I suggest off to the side having your top stock picks linked to the blog entry (or entries) where you discuss them. (And remove them when you think they've run their course.) Your discussions are of fascinating of course, but at the end of the day I can get market rants and softcore porn at a million other places. If you're not making me money I might as well be on redtube or youporn.

Anonymous said...

I like your site how it is...funny as hell and your taste in women is commendable also.