The market continues to sell off as Angela Merkel happily plays her fiddle atop the Zugspitze while Europe burns below. The debt crisis in Europe continues to gain momentum like it has an improbable, though theoretically possible, coefficient of restitution greater than one or as if it were running for office with the promise that Amanda Carrier will personally "thank" every voter. ECB president Jean-Claude Trichet (also known as the peon from Lyon from his starring roles in Bubble Impact and Wall Street Fighter) warned of an uncertain outlook for the EU after the ECB held rates at 1%. The uncertainty stems from the EU not being sure if Europe's impending bankruptcy will be caused by hyperinflation or just good old fashioned default. He also defended the ECB's decision to suspend Greece's bond ratings by saying "well, we didn't have a rating lower than junk, so it wasn't really a tough choice" and when queried about Spain and Portugal, he responded that they are "not in the same boat" as Greece, before mumbling "They're in the boat that is sinking next to Greece's boat." Trichet then lauded Greece's austerity measures and shrugged while claiming if they didn't work "c'est la vie." Slightly positive news is that while Spain's cost of raising debt was up by ~80bps and a quart of paella, demand remained strong with their latest bond offering being oversold by ~2.5x. However, rumors are that the EU is looking into what is being called a "nuclear option" of buying government debt in the secondary market in order to help keep demand and liquidity at reasonable levels and if that doesn't work, they will try the "nuclear cough option" which is trickier and has a stronger possibility of backfiring. The point is there is some bad shit going down in Europe and the scary part is that the US suffers from many of the same issues since we love eating hamburgers today, even though we'll have to pay for five of them on Tuesday. Money McBags prefers to think about baseball, bunny rabbits, and Alice Eve and thus sweep the impending economic crisis under the rug because if he stops and focuses on the real issues he gets nauseated enough to give even the most discerning emetophiliac a stiffy.
In the US, Retail sales slumped a bit in April with some analysts blaming the earlier Easter season and others blaming something called 10% unemployment. Speaking of unemployment, new claims for unemployment dropped last week by 7k to 444k or as Moses Malone would say "fo fo fo." Economists were guessing claims would drop by 11k so the number was a bit of a disappointment, though not as much of a disappointment as Ron Palillo's career. One thing that may be keeping claims down is the productivity rate in the US which grew 3.6% and bested economist guesses of 2.5%. See as workers and production become more efficient, employers need to hire fewer people thus prolonging the unemployment cycle. So a big fuck you to all of you efficient workers who are keeping the unemployment rate so high that the economy is still struggling. If Money McBags were president, and trust me he has turned down the nomination many times, the first thing he would do would be to hire Alan Greenspan, just so he could fire him again, the second thing he would do is make Hayley Atwell his Undersecretary of State, and the third thing he would do is promote the terribly NSFW guesshermuff to the work force thus sinking their productivity as they spend hours mastering the competitive sport of muff guessing. And with that one move, producitivity would decrease enough to cause companies to hire more people and thus unemployment would start to abate. Problem fucking solved (and to be honest, Money McBags would love to solve any problem the still NSFW 1600 has).
In stock news, MGM posted a loss thanks in part to their CityCenter development on the Las Vegas strip which had a $255MM operating loss. Apparently people stopped buying overpriced condos in overdeveloped Las Vegas and CityCenter went through a drastic hooker shortage. MGM is trading down 6% on the day but promises it will make it up to investors tonight when they finally hit a hot streak at the craps table. Nintendo is down 3% on a disappointing Q as apparently Mario finally saved the Princess from Donkey Kong thereby leaving the franchise to spend some time alone with his long lost fair maiden. Sales of the Wii were down 20% for the year and the company is guiding to further declines as the market becomes more competitive and saturated and teenagers start to discover something called "outside."
In small cap news, everything is pretty much getting shit on like it is playing the foil (or perhaps the saran wrap) in a German scat film. One company Money McBags has talked about before though never felt comfortable enough to own, HIL, just put up a craptastic quarter and is down a whopping 24%. HIL is a project and claims manager for construction projects with most of their revenue coming from outside the US. Money McBags has not listened to their call yet but he went through their release and it looks like the problem stemmed from cost controls worse than those of Stephen Baldwin. Revenue was flattish and basically in line at $104.5MM vs analyst guesses of $106MM but eps missed by a wider spread than Larry Craig in a Manhole bathroom. Analysts guessed eps would be $.11 and it came in at $.06 as SG&A rose from 31.4% to 33.0% of their consulting fee revenue which is a heck of a lot of nights out at the Dubai Rick's Cabaret. Not only was SG&A up, but backlog fell from $620MM to $540MM, 12 month backlog fell from $280MM to $240MM, and Money McBags' back log fell after eating a bean burrito with extra hot sauce. Most of the damage was done in their claims management business which is ~75% of revenue and was down ~8% organically largely driven by business in the Middle East (perhaps they lost out to the Bluth Company in building construction in Iraq). Money McBags isn't sure what the fuck is going on with this business as managament had mostly indicated that things were ok so it is not clear why they managed costs like Corey Feldman has managed his career. If you annualize this Q's EPS and EBITDA, the company is trading at 20x eps and ~9x EV/EBITDA even with the down 24% today. Unfortunately, that seems a little too pricey until we can understand why SG&A went up so much and how they are going to backfill the loss of organic growth in the Middle East (and speaking of backfill, Money McBags would love fill Marissa Miller's back).
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